Nat’l Geographic’s Doomsday Preppers

So far what I’ve taken away from this series, is it is about misplaced hippies and a man who is a “wilderness instructor”.  This wilderness “expert”, or fanatic whatever, dresses in burlap, carries a hatchet and is teaching his children bird calls.

This man constructs and lives in something called a “debris hut” 40 days out of the year. WHAT THE HELL. Here’s the kicker when his children prove they can survive in the wilderness/doomsday he presents them with their umbilical cords. 

Congrats young Johnny, you’ll survive doomsday, heres your umbilical cord. Your family depends on you. 

What I am more interested in are these doomsday condos that are hidden underground, a reverse highrise. It is located in a concrete shell that was designed to withstand a nuclear explosion, while making you feel like you are on vacation. Interesting, I wasn’t aware that being buried alive and being in my own version of “The Truman Show” was so posh. Bad news bears, no internet access, and you are required to work some menial job. Oh, you were the President of the United States, you’re now my secretary.

My brothers doomsday prep; condoms, lots of condoms.  Before they get on you, get on them.  Gross, but smart. Well played bro, well played. 

Honestly, listening to my brother and my surrogate brother comment on the show is much more entertaining.  

Slainte

Hope your St. Patties was better than mine. Damn plastic paddys

“ I love being in cities with lots of other people, because I’m reminded that there are billions of people like me, and we are each stuck inside of our minds, feverishly trying to crawl out to make connections with other people. ”

John Green (via shotgunblogger)

(via travellinginspiration)

How deep is your lizard love? 

How deep is your lizard love? 

“Stereo”-IAMDYNAMITE 

Mitten Love 

m3zzaluna:

“if the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. if it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. but i arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. this makes it hard to plan the day.”
e. b. white, 1976
photo by jill krementz, from a history of women photographers

m3zzaluna:

“if the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. if it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. but i arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. this makes it hard to plan the day.”

e. b. white, 1976

photo by jill krementz, from a history of women photographers

I died, I cried, then died again. Black Keys and Arctic Monkeys are killer combo. Sold out show, the house was absolutely packed.

Oh, and AM debuted R U Mine, and yes I have a video. We’re Detroit Rock City for a reason.

“Anything goes it’s leap day! Real life is for March!”

Hold nothing back on this extra day, and don’t make any excuses. Hell, propose to someone ladies! You won’t get another opportunity for another four years.

Thank you sweet baby Jesus for this being released before I see them Saturday. Matt Helders kills it again.

Who’s got two thumbs and is a happy camper? This girl.

It’s only the fourth day of Lent and it’s already taking a toll on my psyche. Maybe giving up bread was a bad idea. I dreamt about it last night, and the lady in front of me at the grocery store bought every imaginable variety of bread. I don’t know how much longer I’ll hold out before I get a sandwich or bagel.